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This time, it's Hook's fault. [Jan. 27th, 2004|01:13 pm]
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The Sue:

TITLE: Loving To Hate, Hating To Love
PERPETRATOR: Jade Undomiel
SUMMARY:” Peter thought she was a boy, Hook brought Shane up to believe he was a lying scallywag. But they were both wrong about each other. What happens when the daughter of Hook and Peter Pan clash? Who will she betray: Hook, Peter...or herself?”
FULL NAME: Shane Slit-Your-Throat; Shane Renee Hook
SPECIES:Wannabe Pirate/ Wendy Clone
HAIR: she has “a long braid.”
EYES: blue like forget-me-nots, they turn red when she slits someone’s throat...sound familiar?
CONNECTIONS TO CANON:Hook’s incredibly irritating daughter.
SPECIAL ABILITIES:The mermaids will speak to her.

NOTES:The author seems to have missed the part about Hook being an isolated, dark and tragic figure.




"The crew alerted me with their surprised cries as the small bundles of joy literally rained down from the sky. Hook didn't come out, of course. Nowadays, he left everything to me. Always sulking around since Renee left him after she birthed me. Perhaps he blamed everything on me also.......

The first one came at me, and our blades did clash, but I brushed him aside. I absolutely had to find Pan and fight him.

Another one charged me. I brushed him aside too......and there Pan was near the edge of the ship, combating gleefully with some faceless pirate.

I rushed him, and he blocked; I jabbed and he parried.

Almost as good as me! And so....so.....I hate to say it.....beautiful......

I unshiethed my dagger and put it to his throat threatiningly, all in the blink of an eye. His face contorted in surprise, he brushed my hand aside quickly.

Unfortunately, it brushed against my dad's hat.

"Die, Shane Slit-Your-Throat, D-" And then the hat fell off. My unkempt braid fell out and Pan gasped.

"You're not a boy?!"

"A boy?!" Why would he think I was a boy?

"Bu-.....Reid said....Wha?" he stuttered and I fell to the ground.

"Strike, Pan! Strike True!" I screamed at him, revealing my now paling chest to him. The war around us raged on, but he merely stared at me.

Then he took my hand.

"Come with me!" he urged, tugging me into the air."


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Comments:
[User Picture]From: livilla
2004-01-27 03:08 pm (UTC)
Hook's... daughter? *blink* I'm not even gonna get into the sheer unlikeliness of that.

Instead I'll just say... NO! LEAVE OUR CAPTAIN ALONE! *hugs Hook close*
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[User Picture]From: dentonvale
2004-01-27 10:04 pm (UTC)

Mwahahah

oooh you're icon is scrummy! I was thinking the same thing though ;)
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[User Picture]From: livilla
2004-01-29 05:20 am (UTC)

Re: Mwahahah

Thank you! :) ;)
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[User Picture]From: sundragyn
2004-01-27 05:31 pm (UTC)
.... I reported this less than a week ago. :(
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[User Picture]From: marumae
2004-01-27 05:37 pm (UTC)
*snort* it's so bad it needed to be reported twice on it's own sue journal. I mean A BETTER FIGHTER THEN PAN?!!?!?! NOT BLOODY LIKELY *smacks author*
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[User Picture]From: sundragyn
2004-01-27 05:41 pm (UTC)
Alright, agreed.
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[User Picture]From: dentonvale
2004-01-27 10:02 pm (UTC)

WTF?

Hang on...
"Strike, Pan! Strike True!" I screamed at him, revealing my now paling chest to him. The war around us raged on, but he merely stared at me.

She just flashed Pan! LMAO...well there goes his innocence. *snigger* Stupid Sue put 'em away.

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[User Picture]From: vaultedthewall
2004-02-03 09:42 pm (UTC)
...Okay, so, why does Pan care about anything in a pirate battle other then finding Hook? ... When does Hook care about anything other then killing/beating/otherwise hurting Pan? .......Yeaaaaah. And as sexy as our dear capt'n Jas Hook is, him holding with a woman long enough to have a daughter and give half a damn.

It hurts, daddy, it hurts.
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From: (Anonymous)
2004-02-08 10:14 am (UTC)

messed up

dude, what the f*ck?? that was REALLY messed up. it really was...O.o
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[User Picture]From: phfa
2004-05-01 12:29 pm (UTC)
I forsee this as being the first in a long line of Hookdaughter!Sues... they're going to be as bad as Snapedaughter!Sues

*shudder*

"Die, Shane Slit-Your-Throat, D-" And then the hat fell off. My unkempt braid fell out and Pan gasped.

Oh yes, because having long hair automatically makes you female.

"The crew alerted me with their surprised cries as the small bundles of joy literally rained down from the sky

Is anyone else seeing babies falling from the sky?? Anyone?? What IS she talking about!!
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